Remote Girlfriend Protocol

Tibik, a tech-savvy student, was out one night with his Nini.

Nini asks, „Hey Tibik, how was your day?"

Tibik replies, „You know, our professor keeps talking about rgp://."

Nini, intrigued, asks, „What''s that? Is it something like http://?"

Tibik grins and replies, „Oh, it stands for ''Remote Girlfriend Protocol''. It''s actually a novel way to sync up with your partner when you''re not together. Calendar sharing, streaming, and more."

Nini, a bit confused, asks, „So, it''s for obtaining the correct date?"

Tibik chuckles, „Well, Nini, kind of. It helps us sync our special ''dates'', like our upcoming anniversary."

Nini then asks, „And what about the ''friend-zone'' settings?"

Tibik grins, „Ah, that''s a tricky one. With the rgp://, you can''t just set your status to ''ForeverLove'' on your own. Love isn''t a one-sided protocol. It requires a mutual exchange of LDTs (love declaration tokens). Just like in a network, both nodes need to handshake and agree for the connection to be stable. We''ve already exchanged our LDTs, so the only ''zone'' we really need to worry about is the timezone!"

Both of them burst into laughter. The rgp://, though just a joke, had added another layer of happiness to their remote relationship. The protocol, much like their love, continued to bridge the distance between them.